The Mike & Bruce chatter continues here…

You all should have listened more.

Welcome to the last (or maybe second to last) “Extrem” Break-Ins.

Warson Ells (Joe Grunenwald) is still here and talking about his Nerdspan column and his co-podcast The Viewmasters!

Bruce watches a lot of TV. Mike looks up a lot of TV on his phone. Joe laughs.

Hokem realities; any reality without Wally West.

Is the Doom Patrol cursed?

You can’t feel a memory. Just stop.

Joe Hateful and the Negative Nancies!

Bruce prays to himself… because he listens.

We talk about Sex Criminals again. It’s a good book people!

Mike and Joe double dip on comics. Is that the way it should be done? Yep.

Nick Dragotta is not a Mogwi.

Bruce is crazy. He quotes fiction as fact. Help him. Does he really have a wife?

We are harsh!

Joe does not know how lady parts work.

WE ARE CHANGING THE NAME OF THIS DAMN THING SO DON’T BOTHER LIKING US ON FACEBOOK OR FOLLOWING US ON TWITTER. ITUNES… I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT THING EITHER…

Bruce checks “other” and finally Mike’s brother Teddy check all this boxes.

But Mike didn’t come alone. He brought Nerdspan columnist and one half of the Viewmaster podcast Joe Grunenwald.

The guys talk about Barry Allen and Reed Richards smoking habits and why Wally West still matters.

Bruce gets enraged about changing names from comic to screen, Joe looks for logic in the New 52, while Mike cries over cartoons and comics.

Should there be different artist on the same books? Will Wally West return to the Mark Waid glory days? And is the best X-O Manowar story a golden brick laid by Bruce after a night of Mexican food?

WE ARE CHANGING THE NAME OF THIS DAMN THING SO DON’T BOTHER LIKING US ON FACEBOOK OR FOLLOWING US ON TWITTER. ITUNES… I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT THING EITHER…

These questions and more will answered on the latest and penultimate chapter of The Breakins.

Happy 5th season everybody. Now clean up my poop, Mike!

I am still waiting on Comixology to sell my comic!

Mike does the worst Kevin Smith impersonation ever. Ever.

Get back to work Bruce! (Check it yo!)

Hawkeye review! It’s both timeless and very indicative of the ’70s at the same time. We are stupid.

The Star Wars; Mike’s take on the first take of some movies we have all seen…

Batman Vs Superman (or whatever it’s called) leads to some interesting conversation… Like Brett Ratner directing the Justice League Movie. Weird. And we fix Wonder Woman.

Mike is also a Civil War buff. Yep.

Then we talk Chris Burnam and his awesomeness. Violence!

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Lastly Bruce talks about Pretty Deadly and finds it to be a 5.5 out of 10… but thinks it would make a good play, use not a comic.

This is indeed a start to the new year Mike. Thanks.

We start this one out with what Mike wanted… and it was all right.

It’s not a goiter, it’s a front hanging Quazimoto!

We chat about Stephen Platt and the money he made. Crazy!

DNA; we miss you already.

Rob Liefeld – calling it like he sees it!

Black Science 2! Fantastic Four-ish?

A little Harry Potter talk… All before the first break!

Then we talk Sherlock, Elementary & Hammer Horror.

Man of Steel finally gets talked about and of course that brings us back to Grant Morrison’s All Star Superman.

Batman Vs Superman (or whatever it’s called) leads to some interesting conversation… Like Brett Ratner directing the Justice League Movie. Weird. And we fix Wonder Woman.

We make fun of each other toward the end. It gets nasty.

Previewing the excitement; can it burn you out to look to far ahead?

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JUST GOOGLE MIKE ADAMS OR HEAD OVER TO JUSTINWASSON.COM!

The meat of this episode is our review of Nowhere Men. Issue one and the trade… but only one of each has read either.

Which of The Beatles are the evilest?

What exactly is a scifi comic? Do we need sub-genres?

Bruce really liked this book… a lot.

We name drop Eric Shonborn… but mainly his height.

Mike has never truly read The Watchmen. Shame on him.

We also do some End of the Year review stuff. Highs and lows baby!

And… You can see the first part of Bruce’s Boom Studios submission here!

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“Go vague with me.”

Bruce and Mike review the New hot series Black ScIence by Rick Remender, Matel what’s-his-face and Dean Venture…I mean white

Then we get our Apocalypse on and talk X-Men movies and the feared 2 hour X-Force trailer the next movie might be.

Larry Niven taught me how to fight evil aliens.

Finally Sex Criminals review (again!) But with a twist. See we still love the book but are looking for more.

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We have a contest! Give us an iTunes review and Bruce will draw anything for you. Anything.

Season of the witch; Mike’s favorite Halloween movie and Bruce’s favorite Nic Cage movie.

Summer Glau is not attractive. She’s almost a toad… perhaps the real life Abe Sapian and Mike is still attracted to her. Ew.

What would a black and white Hellboy look like?

Mike is lucky in love and finding sweet comics for cheap! Cable and Deadpool for 50 cents!

SUPERFLY! Plug.

We talk about the prizes of our collections. What means the most to us verses what’s worth the most.

We even talk a bit about the origin’s of Cable.

The many erotic looks of Wolverine and Venom by Sam Keith!

Comics may try to grow up with us but we grow in different directions than comics predict. Keep trying comics. Keep trying.

Neither Mike or Bruce have anything negative to say about Hellboy; the midnight circus… except it should not be anyone’s first Hellboy book.

Bruce has things that are worth money but does not know where they are… damn.

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We find out why Bruce gave up on Fables… and why Mike thinks that compares to Dragon Ball-Z at all.

Things said out of context are funny.

Mike always wins in the end… when it comes to numbers.

Bruce translates British for Mike.

Then we talk about Sex Criminals by Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky! We both loved it. The art, the dialogue, the ideas… all of it. It’s pretty awesome.

This leads to us talking about The Walking Dead TV show, MARVEL’s new Nexflix deals, Batman; Brave and The Bold and The Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

Bruce quotes The Tick. It’s all down hill from there.

Strength and invulnerability… do they go hand-n-hand? Do you really need a healing factor if you are invulnerable? Come on Luke Cage!

Is The Rock white? Is Vin Diesel Italian? Neither of them look like Bruce… and Mike thinks that makes Bruce a racist.

Mike is soooo confused about the Alias tv show and the Alias comic. He will not be the only one that makes this mistake.

There are no Iron Fist villains of note. None.

I would like to add that this is a very R rated podcast. We talk a lot about masturbation , seamen and other things that your grandmother would not like. Damn.

We also talk a bit about Fraction’s work on Thor and Iron Man. This leads to some chatting about hammers and Loki. We want to like Thor. Make it easier MARVEL!

Right before the end we touch on the touching awkwardness of the new Captain America trailer.

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Mike has done a year of community-service for comics now and as a reward he gets a second child. Congrats my man!

Mike and Bruce kinda’ review Iron Man 3… because Mike lives a year behind us all.

Our old movie review trails over to Identity Thief, Extract and a little bit of King of the Hill!

We end our review session with a little chat about The Black List (Hunter S. Thompson; Agent of SHIELD). It’s awesome.

O.G. (original Guardians (of the Galaxy fan)).

We talk about why Thor worked. ‘Cause the ladies!

Nazi’s; the greatest villains of all time? Which obviously leads into talk of Hellboy and Indiana Jones.

Finally we talk about Agents of SHIELD and why it doesn’t quite work. It’s like the hole in the pants of television.

Bendis; are people fans of him or fans of the characters he writes?

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We seriously talk about Robin Hood movies until we get sleepy…